But seriously, folks, there are much more important questions out there.
1. Do Joey and Pacey ever have kids?
2. Is the firstname.lastname@example.org really an email account that allows us to express our fervent desire and continued campaign intentions for a Veronica Mars movie? Or is it a way for the WB to put all our emails in one easily-deletable account?
3. Zach Gilford, will you marry me? (please say yes, please say yes!)
3b. And Zach, honey, can we PLEASE honeymoon in Bora Bora?
4. When will they put a Starbucks on THIS end of campus?